mayameows:

Life.

(Source: albamentum)



boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.

tibets:

FOR MY NEXT MAGIC TRICK

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(Source: jesuschristvevo)



rebelfleur326:

rampagedpanda:

Just saw this pic of Kevin Hart and Dwight Howard on Yahoo… I swear this is like an episode of Proud Family or something and D. Howard is Wizard Kelly.

Lol reblogging for the accuracy of this comment^^^^

garrisonbabe:

ninjawizard:

garrisonbabe:

so i had a dream that i went to a diner with lucifer and he bought me breakfast

he was wearing pajama pants and a sweat shirt and thick-rimmed glasses and he was such a cutie. he sat with his feet tucked up in his chair omg it was adorable

so i had a dream that i went to a diner with lucifer, she wrote casually.

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malikmydick:

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badbitchdoubledees:

luminousquasar:

The level at which South Park takes its detail is ridiculous. Look at the audience!

ctfu



lameborghini:

this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me



lem-ni-scate:

dreamingofthestreet:

found this gem in my sister’s old yearbook omg

is everyone just glossing over the fact that your sister went to school with josh freaking peck